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captainleviyesiwould:

they just got better and better omfg

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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

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lethargisch:

devilduck:

A girl and her platypus.


I want a platypus too

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the-llamas-pajamas:

dw00dz:

Remember to buy your naggins & cans early this week, because under strict orders from Jesus ‘No Craic’ Christ, no off licences will be open on Friday.

Public service announcement

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popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

SCREAMS

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caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

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refinedmind:

Just before nightfall I decided to take a walk outside. The sky was low, enveloping any object in its reach. It formed a dull, purplish haze - like nothing I’d seen before. The streets were empty. Not a single soul was out. It was oddly peaceful - imagining I was the only one left.

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