[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
Remember to buy your naggins & cans early this week, because under strict orders from Jesus ‘No Craic’ Christ, no off licences will be open on Friday.
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New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6
Just before nightfall I decided to take a walk outside. The sky was low, enveloping any object in its reach. It formed a dull, purplish haze - like nothing I’d seen before. The streets were empty. Not a single soul was out. It was oddly peaceful - imagining I was the only one left.